did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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