This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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