i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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