take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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