you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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