i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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