why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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