She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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