Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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