My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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