I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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