he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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