I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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