Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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