is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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