YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
