Jerry, you need to find god
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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