I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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