why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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