At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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