first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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