I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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