I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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