Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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