swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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