I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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