And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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