Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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