Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
He passed out mid-signature
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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