school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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