I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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