oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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