I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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