then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
