we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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