Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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