my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
