"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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