This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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