did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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