Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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