She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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