I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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