This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
