i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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