On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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