Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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