girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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