It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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