We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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