It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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