i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
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