Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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