i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I forgot wine drunk hurts
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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