She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I am midnight drunk by noon
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Couch. On fire.
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