youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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