Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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