i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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