I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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