I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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